‘Peep Show’s unhinged sex pot with no humanity is going to play sets around the country during his Super Hans… ALIVE! tour.
Seeing as Hans’ brain is mashed from drugs and he has no musical talent, he will be joined on stage by Psycho Pab and The Hombre, otherwise known as Pablo Clements and James Griffiths from UNKLE.
Asked what fans should expect, Hans said: ‘Ever heard anyone mix The Beatles with Run The Jewels, Bowie, Lifelike and Kris Menace into I’ve Got The Power by Snap? No. No you f*ckin’ haven’t.
‘But you will, now that SUPER HANS is ALIVE!’